The Twaddle

The Twaddle Presents...

Some audio/visual profiteroles:

• A Film About Whippets

  by Greg “Geg” K Nicholson, with “Northern” Matt Gardner

  Everybody loves whippets. Maybe not as much as llamas, obviously; nor, perhaps, ocelots... nor Kate Bush. But you'll definitely love 'em after seeing this classic piece of film, which has been nominated for three Golden Globe awards:

  • Best Acting by a Whippet in a Short Film: Whippet #5
  • Best Use of a Crappy Digital Camera in a Nature Documentary: Matt Gardner
  • Most Glazed-Over Eyes in an Independent Production: Greg K Nicholson

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• Never a Frown

  by Greg “Geg” K Nicholson

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• Gardner's Patented Snowball Smash

  by “Northern” Matt Gardner & Greg “Geg” K Nicholson

  Britain's weather usually consists of rain. And, if we're lucky, slush. But, once every blue moon, we get some proper snow – a cause for much rejoicing, laughter and snowballing.

  Bast... Get in there!

  This short film explains, with an (hilarious) example, how to execute Gardner's Patented Snowball Smash to perfection.

  ...Ah, who're we kidding? It's a film of Harry getting pummelled with a snowball.

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