The Twaddle

Expletatron

There are only a limited number of swearwords in the world. Sometimes it can be difficult to come up with one that's both appropriate and original.

So, I've created the Expletatron, for those times when any old swearword just isn't good enough™. The Expletatron automatically generates hilarious, original and catchy swearwords, for use by all the family.

It is capable of producing various genres of expletive. Invectives are particularly useful when you realise you've done something daft, such as entering Old Trafford. To continue such a scenario, epithets are appropriate to shout at the Manchester United goalkeeper when the visiting team score. Similarly, collective epithets can be used to amply describe the entire Manchester United team.

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Now then, the following notice is for the stupider among you: this is the Expletatron, which generates actual expletives (no shoddy fakes around here). If you're reading somewhere where it's not appropriate to have expletives on your screen, or you just don't want to read (albeit hilarious) expletives, don't click the links below! (You might get away with the “clear all the naughty words away” one, but I wouldn't risk it.)

Generate an invective, an epithet, a collective epithet, any of the above or clear all the naughty words away.