The Twaddle

The Twaddle Diet

Dieting has always been popular with female women, and is one of the most popular hobbies among modern humans. This has even extended to those of the male variety, most notably a Mr. Doctor Atkins; he suggested that eating foods high in carbohydrates, such as rice, pasta, potato and bread – the staples of the vast majority of humans' diets – was in fact unhealthy, and would cause premature and in some cases lethal, death.

Despite such radical thinking, Atkins' diet has become a worldwide hit; Atkins has been further vindicated by the death of over five thousand million bread-eaters. Despite the invention of this miracle diet, many people still seek a cure for their excessive lardiness.

premature and in some cases lethal, death

It is because of this that The Twaddle presents a revolutionary new diet, The Twaddle Diet.

The Twaddle Diet is derived from scientific fact, and is accredited by noted dieticians the world over; the basic principles have been long understood by nutritionists.

The Prime Principle of The Twaddle Diet states that it is beneficial to the human anatomy to ensure a positive exertion-to-food-intake ratio. One should tailor one's energy intake to be less than the total of one's energy expenditure.

The Twaddle Diet details two principal strategies, maxims, for maintaining a positive exertion-to-food-intake ratio (EFIR). Maxim the First states: one should choose to ingest those foods whose energetic content falls within that energetic quantity one expects to expend throughout the time pertinent to those foods; and whose nutritional value is adequate to provide full sustenance; foods which do not meet these criteria should be rejected.

many people still seek a cure for their excessive lardiness

Maxim the Second of The Twaddle Diet is to be applied with deference to the First, that is, it is a secondary method to be optionally used, in conjunction with Maxim the First. It proclaims: one should engage in activity conducive to the exhaustion of energy reserves to a degree that befits one's level of nourishment.

This principle and these maxims, if suitably adhered to, are guaranteed to lead to bodily health.

As The Twaddle Diet becomes ever more popular, its followers develop the need to signify their allegiance to The Twaddle Diet; for this reason the following image is provided, which may be used to further proliferate The Twaddle Diet's merits: