Obfuscating Tedium

Featured Entries are “now more featured-y”™, come with “added front-page goodness”™ and “get printed in full on the front page rather than just showing the first paragraph and affording the rest of the page to the latest entry, which I explicitly wanted not-featured anyway”™.

To demonstrate the full effect, here's a nominal second paragraph.

Now go back to the front page and read that nice entry I featured for you so you didn't have to find it by yourself. There's a good reader.