Norwegian Beer

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Norwegian Beer is, of course, based on the Beatles' Norwegian Wood. Just thought I should mention that.


I once had a drink
Or should I say
It once had me

I went to the pub
Isn't it queer?
Norwegian Beer

I purchased a drink and imbibed many more for a dare
Then I looked below me and noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on the floor
Nursing my rear
Drinking my beer

I stayed until two
Then my friends led
Me home to bed

They told me I worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told them I didn't and promptly collapsed on the path

And when I awoke
I was at home
This beer had thrown

So I fetched a mop
Isn't it queer?
Norwegian Beer