Open Source software is usually good at changing its name – Firefox got it right (the second time) and Linspire's new name cleverly incorporates the word “inspire” because the OS is an inspiration to everyone.

OK, so I lied - they're generally crap at it. But how naff is “Man-Driver”?! I know it's supposed to be pronounced “Man-dreever”, but it looks like “Man-Driver”. That's what it says to me; “Man-Driver”. Say it to yourself a few times - “Man-Driver”.

Note that this entry does not define exactly what a “Man-Driver™” is. Answers on a postcard.