- The Patriot Act ()
- Stuart Maconie is going to get shot (): ...with a gun - by lots of Geordies who aren't wearing shirts but are enjoying excellent music.
- Your Computer May Be Commandeered By Randomers ()
- A rant about foreigners (): Middle-endian dates are crap.
- IEBlurb (): Another Microsoftian view of “Browsing the Web”
- Bringing down the establishment one pillock at a time (): This one's gonna lead to a few years in gaol (...it's fun to spell "jail" like that)