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1. The Patriot Act (2018-02-25)
2. Stuart Maconie is going to get shot (2005-09-03): ...with a gun - by lots of Geordies who aren't wearing shirts but are enjoying excellent music.
3. Your Computer May Be Commandeered By Randomers (2005-08-31)
4. A rant about foreigners (2005-08-19): Middle-endian dates are crap.
5. IEBlurb (2005-02-21): Another Microsoftian view of “Browsing the Web”
6. Bringing down the establishment one pillock at a time (2004-08-17): This one's gonna lead to a few years in gaol (...it's fun to spell "jail" like that)