https://gkn.me.uk/entries/daftnessGrey Nicholsonhttps://gkn.me.uk/style/icon.svg2025-10-21T12:11:00+00:00 https://gkn.me.uk/seriousorganisedcrime2006-04-03T15:39:00+00:002006-04-03T15:39:00+00:00

You can tell from the name - they're not messing around.

<p> The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serious_Organised_Crime_Agency" title="Wikipedia">Serious Organised Crime Agency</a> was formally launched on Saturday. It's their responsibility to deal with serious organised crime in the <abbr title="United Kingdom">UK</abbr>; they will, of course, be working closely with their colleagues in the Light-Hearted Organised Crime Agency. </p> https://gkn.me.uk/todo2004-10-05T19:52:00+00:002004-10-05T19:52:00+00:00 <ol> <li>To-do list</li> </ol> https://gkn.me.uk/getsquirefox2004-09-28T20:29:00+00:002004-09-28T20:29:00+00:00

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<p> More <a href="http://kmgerich.com/archive/000071.html" title="Silliness is its own reward (Technical Jiggery Pokery)">silliness for its own reward</a>, following <a href="/firefoxmiscellanea#getdrunk" title="Firefox-related miscellanea: Get Drunk">the previous lot</a>: </p> <p><a href="http://getfirefox.com/"><img alt="Get Squirefox - The browser in shining armour" src="/getsquirefox/squirefox-shiningarmour.png" title="Get Squirefox!"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://getfirefox.com/"><img alt="Get Squirefox - Browse chivalrously" src="/getsquirefox/squirefox-chivalrously.png" title="Get Squirefox!"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://getfirefox.com/"><img alt="Get Squirefox - Take back the kingdom" src="/getsquirefox/squirefox-kingdom.png" title="Get Squirefox!"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://getfirefox.com/"><img alt="Get Squirefox - The browser, ennobled" src="/getsquirefox/squirefox-ennobled.png" title="Get Squirefox!"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://getfirefox.com/"><img alt="Get Squirefox - Suaver, Grander, Nobler" src="/getsquirefox/squirefox-suaver.png" title="Get Squirefox!"/></a></p> <h2 id="h-getfired">Get Fired</h2> <p>Y'know, you can “Get” other stuff too!</p> <p><a href="http://getfirefox.com/"><img alt="Get Fired - Take back your job... and shove it up your arse!" src="/getsquirefox/getfired.png" title="Get Fired!"/></a></p> https://gkn.me.uk/weblog0412004-06-17T23:50:00+00:002004-06-17T23:50:00+00:00 <p> If you've ever visited <span title="no link - they don't need the PageRank">msn.com</span>, you'll probably have a couple of cookies from them stored by your browser. Whilst perusing my stored cookies just now, I found one from there entitled “MSNADS”. </p> <p> It'd be fair to assume that this is to be interpreted as “MSN ADS”, i.e. “Microsoft Network adverts”, but I feel obliged to point out that it also could (and indeed should) be interpreted as “MS NADS”, i.e. “Microsoft gonads”. </p> <p> What more evidence do anti-Microdollar zealots need? Microsoft bollocks sneaking on to your computer... </p> https://gkn.me.uk/weblog0392004-06-16T18:50:00+00:002004-06-16T18:50:00+00:00 <p> <a href="http://www.sco.com">SCO Grows Your Business</a>, apparently. Using some kind of crazy business-compost? And a business-plantpot? Do they have business-gardeners to make sure your business is growing well? </p> <p> And business-pesticide? </p> https://gkn.me.uk/weblog0382004-06-16T15:00:00+00:002004-06-16T15:00:00+00:00 <p> <a href="http://getfirefox.com" title="Get Firefox"><img alt="Firefox's New Tab button looks like a slice of toast sitting in a toaster - with an overlaid plus symbol, of course." src="/weblog038/addtoaster.png"/></a> </p> https://gkn.me.uk/weblog0292004-04-27T18:25:00+00:002004-04-27T18:25:00+00:00 <p> Aren't foreign websites funny? <a href="http://www.internethypotheekwinkel.net/">slaap lekker!</a> </p> <p> (By the way, I have no idea what any of those words mean... except perhaps <q>Internet</q>) </p> https://gkn.me.uk/weblog0242004-04-23T02:12:00+00:002004-04-23T02:12:00+00:00 <p> While perusing this weblog at this ridiculous hour, I happened to follow my (text) link to the April Fools' Day thread on The Twaddle Forums, whereupon (oh, yeah!) I saw this most ridiculous quote from my cousin, who likes to call himself bob: </p> <p> <q>so far 197 posts have been affected by the_word kangaroo</q> </p> <p> - underscore and all. I think this calls for a colon-dee :D </p> <p> And while making this post, I remembered that Britain is now on BST, so my last couple of posts may have actually been an hour earlier than they say (this one's about right). I shan't change them for I haven't the arsibility. </p> <p> And finally, drop by The Twaddle over the next couple of days - it's been St.-George'sed. </p> https://gkn.me.uk/norwegianbeer2003-10-19T23:08:00+00:002003-10-19T23:08:00+00:00 <p> I once had a drink <br/>Or should I say <br/>It once had me </p> <p> I went to the pub <br/>Isn't it queer? <br/>Norwegian Beer </p> <p> I purchased a drink and imbibed many more for a dare <br/>Then I looked below me and noticed there wasn't a chair </p> <p> I sat on the floor <br/>Nursing my rear <br/>Drinking my beer </p> <p> I stayed until two <br/>Then my friends led <br/>Me home to bed </p> <p> They told me I worked in the morning and started to laugh <br/>I told them I didn't and promptly collapsed on the path </p> <p> And when I awoke <br/>I was at home <br/>This beer had thrown </p> <p> So I fetched a mop <br/>Isn't it queer? <br/>Norwegian Beer </p>