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21st century season calendar
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Self-driving cars: software crashes
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“It just works automatically!”
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The Patriot Act
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About Me, Greg K Nicholson
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Big New Tab Button
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An add-on for Firefox. It makes the New Tab button bigger.
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Into the Fire
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This entry is not a good idea.
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Remove Close Buttons from Tabs
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A self-explanatorily–named Firefox add-on.
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Just Give Me A Back Button
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An extension to remove the Forward button from Firefox.
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How to set up a Canon i250 printer in Ubuntu 8.10
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A script to set up a Canon i250 printer in Ubuntu 8.10
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Welfare State Fail
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Hartlepool's local MP strikes again—in London
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New Elements in HTML 5
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A quick look at a couple of the new elements in the new version of HTML.
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Line of Sight
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A short narrative.
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Unprecedented Occurrences
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The BBC Loves Them Some Microsoft
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Places’ Full Titles
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An extension for Firefox.
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The BBC Misunderstands DRM
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Dumb Lock
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An American entry
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A Quick Vignette, Using the Gimp
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A brief tutorial.
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The Poppy Appeal
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Hydroelectric
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Three Blogger bugs
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A summary of several annoying bugs affecting the Googlemonster's blog-publishing service.
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Exploding Articles
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Ideas and expectations snowball.
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Shingai Shoniwa’s socks
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BBC msPlayer
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How the BBC are helping Microsoft maintain their monopoly on the UK's operating systems.
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Whoever wrote the Job Centre’s website should be fired
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The UK government can't even run a website, never mind a country.
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The Big Brother Final is tonight, but what’s the weather like?
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During the climax of this year's Big Brother, some idiot decided to live-blog the view out of his bedroom window.
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How to write kick-ass blog posts like it ain’t no thang
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Answers on a Postcard
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No comments
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How To Make Scroll Bars A Little Bit Easier To Use
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If I say this was inspired by the iPhone's user interface will it get me more hits? (I thought of this while reading about how the iPhone forgives sloppy keypresses.)
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How To Make Thunderbird Well Sexy
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How I envisage the Thunderbird of the future—we'll have it in our flying cars. (This is a re-publication—with a few minor edits—of a comment I wrote to Asa Dotzler's blog post about the reaction to the reorganisation of Thunderbird's development.)
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Hiatus
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The golden age of Mooquackwooftweetmeow is not upon us.
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Take the Drowned in Sound pledge
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On “on Volta”
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(This is the first entry I've made from Ubuntu.)
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Six
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I've been tinkering with the site again.
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I'll be brand new, brand new tomorrow; a little bit tired, but brand new
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Keep It Simple, Stupid
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Planet X-4: Pluto is a Planet; so is Eris; so is Sedna; and so are Charon, the Moon, Ceres, Titan and Quaoar
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Hang on – I thought you said...?
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Dear LazyWeb, How Do I Make iTunes “Play Next In Party Shuffle” from Windows' Command Line?
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After the last entry I was gonna wait until November before writing anything, but then I got bored. Also, this entry breaks my previous record for “most subsequent entry titles to incorporate ‘Laz’”.
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The Greatest Comeback Since Lazarus
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More words will come soon... honest
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TFI Firday
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The Mooquackwooftweetmeow Empire continues to expand relentlessly
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Taking Organised Crime Seriously
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You can tell from the name - they're not messing around.
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The Weirdest Part
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Another one bites the dust
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The Hippy Test
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A checklist of telltale hippy-being symptoms.
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Standards by Virtue of Shouting Louder
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or “omg it si t3h stand4rd lol”
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Pinky and the Darkness
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That last entry was pretty vitriolic, wasn't it? This one's much nicer.
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Google Desktop 2 Really Annoys Me
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Google's trademark people might not want to read this.
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November
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Yeah, I know. No entries for a while.
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Off to York
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Actually-Free Opera
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Opera is now actually free, properly, for real.
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Party Shuffle on Crack
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Magically Disappearing Extensions
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Warning: this entry contains Mozilla-related minutiæ... or Mozillinutiæ if you will.
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Bigger than an iPod nano
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Why, it's iTunes 5
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Le singe est dans l'arbre
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Stuart Maconie is going to get shot
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...with a gun - by lots of Geordies who aren't wearing shirts but are enjoying excellent music.
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Free Opera
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Captain Opera to the rescue!
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Your Computer May Be Commandeered By Randomers
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Google Desktop 2
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Fourteen hours too late.
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Microsoft Desktool MSN Windows Search...top...bar
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Now you can look at things stored on your computer... using MSN!!!
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The Recent Entries Page
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Vega 2
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Mooquackwooftweetmeow in more colour
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A rant about foreigners
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Middle-endian dates are crap.
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Back/Forward Dropdown Menus - an Extension for Firefox
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An Extension for Firefox that turns the entire Back and Forward buttons into dropdown menus.
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Bookmarks' Full Titles - an Extension for Firefox
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An Extension for Firefox that shows bookmarks' full titles in the Bookmarks menu and Bookmarks Toolbar menus.
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Back/Forward Dropdown Remover - an Extension for Firefox
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An Extension for Firefox that removes the dropdown arrows from the Back and Forward buttons.
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Atom 1.0 Coming Soon
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Vega
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Mooquackwooftweetmeow in colour
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Planet X-3: Pluto Still Isn't a Planet, Neither Are 2003 UB313 and 2003 EL61
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The Style Switcher is Dead; Long Live CSS
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I don't like The O.C.
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Channel 4's sucky morning TV's back for the summer
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A Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats
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The Mooquackwhatnotbot was broken, so I cooked this up as filler material
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Netscape 4 is newer than Internet Explorer 6
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If you thought Netscape 4 was outdated, check out IE6.
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Obfuscating Tedium
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Damn, I love that thesaurus
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Man-Driver
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It's always a bad idea to invent words (disclaimer: this doesn't include concatenation)
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Map.search.ch Gets Cooler
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It's like GTA but for the real world!
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Tabbed Thunderbird
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Proposal for a one-pane interface for Thunderbird
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This is why you should always keep your web browser window at a random size
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Where Next?
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Another improvement to the Whatnotbot
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Mozilla Europe is Useless
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Evidence that geographical segregation on the web doesn't work – it's pointless anyway
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You have to go and spoil it for everyone
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Grumble! (Any word can be onomatopoeic)
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America's screwy
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Really, it's not their fault. Poor bastards.
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Netscape 8 Beta Review
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The latest developments in the ugly web browser scene
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Making M-Theory Simple
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Cosmology for kids
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The Register's Inability To Do Research Mocked by All Everywhere
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This is the first entry I've made while standing.
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IEBlurb
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Another Microsoftian view of “Browsing the Web”
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Thinking Different
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This is not how to write proper.
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Computers Don't Listen
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Remember, folks, hardware is the part you can kick.
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Now Slightly Less Cool
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404 - description not found
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It's a Weblog Entry!
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What - the title isn't descriptive enough?
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Normal service will resume shortly
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You didn't think I was dead, did you?
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To Do
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Get Squirefox
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More spoof Get Firefox buttons
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Self-Infringing
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The terrorists have already won
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Featured Entry
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I now get to choose what goes on the front page while maintaining my beloved automation
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Firefox-related miscellanea
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George Bush, Marilyn Monroe, Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, John McEnroe, Britney Spears, John F Kennedy, Paris Hilton, Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Jay Leno, Rudolph Giuliani... Your Boys Took a Hell of a Beating
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Hello, America? You lose.
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Live Bookmarks
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How to swap bookmarks with your friends, with help from a Firefox
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en-semantic
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Writing English correctly is difficult. (By the way, for non-hacker types, the title implies that semantic English is a distinct dialect of English.)
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Jukefox
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Why does no-one listen to you when you're right?
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IEBlank
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The Internet Explorer gang's collective web browsing knowledge
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A-level exam results
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Rather predictably, the results of my A-level exams
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Firefox extension wackiness
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Firefox extensions prompt much mirth
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Bringing down the establishment one pillock at a time
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This one's gonna lead to a few years in gaol (...it's fun to spell "jail" like that)
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UNcalled-for pUN
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The UN is a shining example of naffness.
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Bandwagon-Jumping as a Scientific Experiment
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All your weblog are belong to us.
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First-come First-served Intellectual Property
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More proof, if proof were needed, that the plane of existence we like to call the universe, is categorically bonkers
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Slight Delay
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Work-in-progress
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Thanks to Doug Bowman, I'm having a bash at conjuring up a new design for the site
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This title isn't funny, witty, quirky or original
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Why did the blogger cross the road? No-one cares.
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InterCraps
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Another English-related public service announcement
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The Emporium Can't Count
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An hilarious example of corporate idiocy
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Reorderiffic
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You thought this was a weblog, but no! It's a changelog!
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Loosing My Mind
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Learn to spell, you troop of pillocks!
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White People Proven Unfriendly
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The latest findings of the Commision for Racial Equality
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Plan Change II
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More tweaks to the site
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I've Got A Brand New Content Management System And I'll Give You The Key
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The Mooquackwhatnotbot, what it does, how it works and what it ate for breakfast.
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Foundation and Whatnot
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A book? What - on paper?!
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Bye Bye, Gormozilla
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The gormless Mozilla Support mascot goes AWOL
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No Blues
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Overzealous fastidiousness rears its ugly head once more
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RIP Decent TV
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Bloody teenagers
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Alright Now
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Proper Multiple Styleage
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The site's multiple-style-ability is now up to scratch
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Style Switcher
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Choose a stylesheet with which to view Mooquackwooftweetmeow
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Print Away
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Rejoice! Rejoice! The print stylesheets have returned!
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Toliman
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Alternate stylesheet-orama
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Slight Change of Plan
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Permanent links, take two
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Welcome to Mooquackwooftweetmeow version 3.1
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Whoa, Nelly! Is that an overhaul I spy?!
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Prototastic
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Don't hash those numbers!
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Hash those hs!
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Trippin'
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Whoops!
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Quote of the Minute: 2004-06-19 23:34 BST
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The Gmail Web Interface and How To Avoid It
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Gmail invites by the busload
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Gmail
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Indie Pop Rocks!
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Microsoft Bollocks
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How to remove the borders from Firefox and Thunderbird's toolbars
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The Wonders of MiracleGro
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Does Your Browser Have An Add Toaster Button?
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One Tree Hill
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Watch out - here comes the “link to other weblogs” trick!
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The Twaddlebot has been unleashed
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On-the-fly page validation
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Chameleon
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Stop! Thief!
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Very curious...
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Free fastness
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I've actually just finished the last post...
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Adventures in XML
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Opera + XSL = Eugh
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IE + XML + XSL + XHTML + W3C = Get In!
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Wow - two entries in ten minutes - you'd think this was a weblog or something
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Hurrah for Ridiculous Quotes!
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Mandrakelinux
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April Fool!
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Planet X-2
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Planet X
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Apostrophes
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Bye Bye, Sharpreader
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VirtuaWin
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The Twaddle is now printastic, and other web-authoring-related digressions
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RSSification
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Lulu
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Winwall
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Pluto Isn't a Planet
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Mooquackwooftweetmeow's Going Nowhere
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Klipfolio + Atom = 1/2
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Isn't XML wonderful?
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No Knoppix
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Namespaces are fairly fun
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Wow! Internet Explorer can even mangle XML!
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Freewebs aren't very good at MIME types... part II
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Freewebs aren't very good at MIME types
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Klipfolio + Atom = 0
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Copy and paste...
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Hurrah once more!
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Hurrah!
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Take Back the Web
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This is the bit where I talk about Mozilla Firefox for a while
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It's Still Not A Tree
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The website formerly known as This Wasn't A Tree
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Norwegian Beer
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