Concatenating zoölogical onomatopœia since 1999

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Hi! This is Mooquackwooftweetmeow, a collection of stuff by Greg K Nicholson.

The Emporium Can't Count

In the category of Evidence that businesses are run by people - stupid people, look closely at the following, a loyalty card from the Emporium (a bar in Hartlepool):

[The card says “Get this card stamped every time you buy a pint and get your 16th one FREE!”; above this are two rows of seven boxes each; the first row is numbered 1 to 8; the second row is numbered 9 to 15... “6” is notably absent.]

This has probably never been an issue, since the card is valid up to 7pm.

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An hilarious example of corporate idiocy

I published this entry on 22 July 2004, some time after lunch but before tea. That means this is pretty old. Beware parachronisms.

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