I'm Greg K Nicholson; you can call me “Greg”. Among other things, I write Mooquackwooftweetmeow.
I'm a human, usually found in Great Britain somewhere ranging from Manchester to Newcastle, most often at the southern, western, rainy end of this spectrum.
Like many humans, I enjoy using masculine personal pronouns—makes me feel all manly-like. That “K” in my name stands for “Keith”; it's there to preserve my initials and is usually silent.
I was born on 3 December 1985 (at about ten to three in the afternoon), in Darlington, County Durham, where I lived until 1998. I then moved to Hartlepool (also known variously as “Partypool”, “Hang-le-monkey” and “Crap-le-crap”).
In 2004 I went to the University of York, where I'm a member of Derwent College (I lived in B-Block, 2nd-and-a-half floor). I studied Physics With Astrophysics, until I got bored two-and-a-half years later; they gave me a BSc anyway. I continued living in York until 2011, in an otherwise-inconspicuous house near the River Ouse's Millennium Bridge. I still consider York to be home.
In 2011 I moved to Manchester in search of fame, fortune and a job that didn't involve the financial services sector. I've achieved one of these, which has resulted in reasonable progress on another.
You can email me at pretty-much-anything@gkn.me.uk. For stuff about Mooquackwooftweetmeow, mooquackwooftweetmeow@gkn.me.uk is a good choice (each entry also has its own address for responses and comments); I use greg@gkn.me.uk for most other stuff; you get the idea.