Concatenating zoölogical onomatopœia since 1999

About Mooquackwooftweetmeow

Hi! This is Mooquackwooftweetmeow, a collection of stuff by Greg K Nicholson.

About Me, Greg K Nicholson

I'm Greg K Nicholson; you can call me “Greg”. Among other things, I write Mooquackwooftweetmeow.

I'm a human, usually found in Great Britain somewhere ranging from Manchester to Newcastle, most often at the southern, western, rainy end of this spectrum.

Like many humans, I enjoy using masculine personal pronouns—makes me feel all manly-like. That “K” in my name stands for “Keith”; it's there to preserve my initials and is usually silent.

I was born on 3 December 1985 (at about ten to three in the afternoon), in Darlington, County Durham, where I lived until 1998. I then moved to Hartlepool (also known variously as “Partypool”, “Hang-le-monkey” and “Crap-le-crap”).

In 2004 I went to the University of York, where I'm a member of Derwent College (I lived in B-Block, 2nd-and-a-half floor). I studied Physics With Astrophysics, until I got bored two-and-a-half years later; they gave me a BSc anyway. I continued living in York until 2011, in an otherwise-inconspicuous house near the River Ouse's Millennium Bridge. I still consider York to be home.

In 2011 I moved to Manchester in search of fame, fortune and a job that didn't involve the financial services sector. I've achieved one of these, which has resulted in reasonable progress on another.

You can email me at For stuff about Mooquackwooftweetmeow, is a good choice (each entry also has its own address for responses and comments); I use for most other stuff; you get the idea.

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Whose fault is all this?

I published this entry on 1 July 2004, technically, although it was still really the day before. This newest edition emerged on 14 April 2012.

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