Hi! This is Mooquackwooftweetmeow, a collection of stuff by Greg K Nicholson.
This one's gonna lead to a few years in gaol (...it's fun to spell "jail" like that)
I published this entry on 17 August 2004 at silly-o'clock in the morning. That means this is pretty old. Beware parachronisms.
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