There are ostensibly three hurdles in the way of finding out how much I need to drink in order to die. Firstly, I have to pick my poison; of course, this is PG Tips.
Now, the poison list includes several tea options:
Tea (Brewed, Imported),
Tea (Brewed, US Brands),
Tea (Iced) and
Tea (Instant). PG Tips is certainly brewed, but it's not imported. Neither it is a US brand. If it were green I wouldn't drink it; it may get cold but not because it's been iced. And while pyramid bags may be several times quicker than flat ones, they're not instant.
Never mind - just pick any and carry on, to the second hurdle:
Weight (no problem)
...in Lbs (ah). Unfortunately I'm not one of the 5% of people in the world who know their weight in Lbs.
I did manage to click the button, though. Anyway, the moral of the story is that when you assume you make an arse out of yourself. Rant over.