Hi! This is Mooquackwooftweetmeow, a collection of stuff by Greg K Nicholson.
If I wanted to spend the new year being reclusive, I'd start playing Homogenic at 23:21:01, so that Pluto ends at midnight.
The Stupid shouldn't be there; Keep It Suitably Simple is much better, and even provides the requisite two Ss for the acronym.
These entries are pretty old. Beware parachronisms.